aubergine.

katie. making memories to live on for a lifetime. driven insane by nostalgia of all sorts. old-cat lady in the making. excited by pretty architecture. consumed by wanderlust. obsessive. madly in love with la roja.

I get the strangest spam emails… Here’s an excerpt from the latest one:

I would have told my step mother to assist me in collecting the funds from the bank but she is not a good woman, my Dad warned me about her before he died, now that I live with her I now understand that what my Dad said about her was true, because she don’t give me attention she don’t care if I am alright or not, all she do is to take hard drugs and bring different men to the house. I don’t want to have anything to do with her. If I get her involved in this she will use all the funds to take hard drugs.  All I wish for right now is someone old enough and honest to help me collect my funds from the bank as I am still a teenage and it is against the UK law.  Why I can’t wait until i am 18 years is because what my step mum is doing to me is not fair and i don’t want her to Influence me with her bad life style i just wan’t to live so i can live a better life. 

I don’t understand who would believe these emails. Also, why am I always getting them? Makes for a good laugh though.

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